Consulting the 8 Ball

© 2005 Com•Log•ic

How pathetic is Dick?

It is sad that people listen to this gasbag, considering he is so full of himself. Instead we can laugh at how much gas he spews forth for all the world to see. Move over Old Faithful, America has a new geyser.
Consider all the predictions he has made since April of 05-September of 05, concerning the Senate race in New York between Hillary Clinton and Jeanine Pirro.

FNC's The O'Reilly Factor, 4/14/05: Morris predicted Clinton might "take a pass" rather than face Pirro:.....

The Hill, 6/22/05: Morris called Pirro "Hillary's worst nightmare," predicted Clinton would drop out of race....

Fox News' The O'Reilly Factor, 8/8/05: Morris says Clinton would be "crazy" to run against Pirro.....

Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, 8/14/05: Morris called Pirro-Clinton race a "battle royale," said Clinton "may read the handwriting on the wall and she may pull out of the race".....

The Hill, 9/21/05: Morris claimed "Hillary has a real fight on her hands," said Pirro "might just beat" Clinton....

Funny thing happened though, Jeanine Pirro dropped out of the race December 21. Hillary is thanking her lucky stars she didn't listen to Dick!

When will Dick give it a rest?
Does he really believe anyone cares what he has to say?
Why doesn't he just go away???

To read all the quotes check out the excellent work by Media Matters. Which deserves a tip of the hat from MagickMuffin!

Media Matters