Explorers Find New Species: Tyrantoczarist Tex

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New Discovery in 2005

With the new discovery of Tyrantoczarist Tex, the scientific community was baffled as well as the rest of the citizens in the United States. The exploration team has made progress in diagnosing the arcane creature's behavior. He tends to get cranky and agitated when approached with certain information he would prefer to remain hidden.

His thinking process is very limited and in poor condition, that he suffers from a delusional syndrome of believing he is a king or a dictator, he's unable to cope under stress, selective reasoning skills, uncompromising positions, belligerent, attitude problems. He tends to strut about with a swaggering style that resembles a drunken ape. Overall a classic narcissistic animal.

He has amassed a cult like following, yet there is a growing number of people who are skeptical of his power.

Scientist are still trying to determine if they can continue with their experiments without Tyrantoczarist Tex's knowledge!
Time will tell and time is running out. Hopefully they can come up with a solution that will benefit us all over the universe.