Major Flip Flop

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After months of trying to get a speedy trial, so BugBoy could resume his post, yesterday he did a Total Flip Flop.
He has decided to step aside, after his comrades started a petition to permanently replace him. He was still fighting tooth and nail to remain in his leadership post.
Hastert tried to stall the return of congress to the end of January, so Hot Tub Tom could reclaim his position. BugBoy tried to intimidate the Texas courts into giving him a super speedy trial to no avail. His strong arm tactics are not working for him within the judicial system. He has not been successful in his bullying approach to getting his way this time. The judicial system does not accept bribes, like the one he offered Nick Smith concerning $100,000 to his son's campaign.
It is apparent he is not as innocent as he claims to be from all his shenanigans. From taking bribes to extortion he is in serious trouble. His Texas indictment is just the tip of the iceberg. When his buddies Jack Abramoff, and Michael Scanlon start to sing we will find out just how ethical BugBoy has been in his faith based, family values scandals.
It's just a matter of time that we will all see him for the crook that he is. He may not think it is unethical to start up charities to funnel millions of dollars, however it is against the law. And he is not above the law.